Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Scary Pizza Man

LOL so I came back from this wack party... but its okay cuz it was right down the street but then I came home and something strange happened

As soon as we walked into the door and got comfortable we hard a banging on the door. We started looking for weapons. I got the knife, and Roomie answered the man through the window

It was a pizza man saying we bought pizza, we were like Nooo, we just came in. Then he said your numbers not 210 2653, n were like Nooo. Then we reverse looked up that number to find an address cuz he told us to and there were no results.

the point is that the man was about to leave when I thought 'hmm, I am kinda hungry... and the pizza is already here.' so then we bought the pizza that someone pranked calle d to our house. Invited the Dj over and smoked, ate, watched a movie (I had to clean a little cuz I have someone coming to the house early in the morning), then slept.

thats me after 1 slice of pizza, while we were waiting for the Dj.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

what goin on in life?



Since this is basically my last week here in Toronto, I am trying to have last chill session with all of my friends.

So two days ago, I went to the Science Centre with Randal, (yeah that same guy that I spent caribanna with) and I was deceived by this centre a few times.


First - they don't have that human body exhibit anymore. No more skeletons and muscles and all that stuff, yet they still have those pictures up!
Second
- The snakes a lizards were cool, only I thought I was gonna be able to hold on, i guess not

Third
- All the snakes and Lizards were sleeping, except this one green snake. But I didn't pay my money to watch you sleep. I want all the snakes and lizards to be on attack mode when I come, or at least run on water like you do in the picture beside you, or eat a live rat or something, anything interesting.

Forth - There were no butterflies in the butterfly garden
Fifth
- If you are over 15, then your too old to be going to the science centre. The whole time I was thinking "I remember is being a lot more fun the last time I came." (which was 15 year's ago... lol) But yea i was just 5 years expired, i still had fun though


Then After that I went to help Vanessa pack and everything because she was leaving for Montreal the next morning. And i got peppermint tea, dunkaroos and a drive home from it.

I hope your doing well, all alone in that apartment of yours
(I know she wont see this because she don't have internet yet, sux)


Yesterday got my hair done, chilled with sister, went on adventures and to Shoeless Joes, had spicy food (which I felt on the other end this morning, wasnt pleasant) and now I'm here, waiting for 3 so I can go shopping with sister

Friday, August 21, 2009

LMAooo

MSI Laptop Butt Catch Ad

Thursday, August 13, 2009

....And so it continues

Remember I told you that I got my PSP back, well before that I went hard!

So not only did I get my brothers to go to his house to pick up my shit, I also changed all his passwords. He fucked up so he lost access! No FB, no hotmail, no MSN.

Mama didn't raise no fool. I also changed mine!

And on the retrieval of my PSP changed back his passwords and everything was fine...

Yesterday I get a call from the mutual friend asking for the passwords back. This dude didn't even check if he could log on because as soon as I got my PSP he got his passwords back, like nothing even happened to them.

Anyways everything's nice till this morning, when I try to sign onto my FB and hotmail.
Now I don't know how he did it, but my passwords got changed too, and I never told anyone the new ones

REMEMBER I SAID, MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO FOOL!


circumstances like this was already planned for... I gained access with an unknown password, lol

The point is that I just win and there's nothing you can do about it.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Caribana

lol I'm sorry everyone for the lack of posts... but I told you guys I was having fun!

Friday:
It all started on the Friday night when I was home doing nothing and my nephew came over.

Saturday:
-Went to the parade... had to wait forever till my girls finally came. BUT it turns out that I'm very friendly when intoxicated, so I made some new friends.
-The Parade was FKKN LIVE AS HELL!!
-Went to Randals hotel, drank and chilled with his friends
-Went to Ehabs hotel drank again and chilled there.
(LOL I don't know why but Ehab was asking me to look at his dick and tell him whether it was big or small, and I literally met this guy 5 minutes ago!)
-Left Ehambs at around 8.30am and cabbed it back to Scarborough because BreeBree need to be at work for 9am

Sunday:
-I made it home still drunk... I couldn't walk in a straight line and the first thing I did was give the nephew a drunken bath
-Slept, then met Nathaniel downtown
-Went back to Scarborough and chilled with Hafeez, we had nuggets
-Went home at around 1.30, I was 2 stops from my house on the last bus when I get a call from BreeBree "Amanda you wanna go to a late night hotel party"
I'm tired as hell... but yeh I went
-Ended up at Randals Hotel again
We watched movies, drank, and swam on the rooftop mini pool thing they have going on
-Slept Over

Monday:
-Check out of the Hotel and headed to Scarborough
Someone tried to kill themselves that morning on the tracks so we had to walk to the furthest subway
-Ended up at Brents house swimming again
-Breeann came over
We hopped the fence of the pool and had another late night swim at 11pm
-Slept over

Tuesday:
-Left from Brents and went straight to work

Fellow Toys R us worker
She gave me a ride to the parade


The new friends I made while I was waiting for BreeBree n Hafeez

My mom

Rooftop

BreeBree n Brent



late night swim...BTW I had no bathing suit, that was bra and panties


Lenon and I
I didnt expect this picture to come out looking like it belongs in some softcore porn movie



On the walk to the subway station

BreeBree Straight Stuntin!

Brent and Ryan

On the Train ride home


Went home and shared corn pops with the Nephew
Walked to the bus stop and saw a butterfly
Met up with Randal at his house
this is me taking a pic of my reflection at his door
More swimming... but the water was cold as hell

I saw this on the bus ride to work... and therefore I was late

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Laugh Out Loud

During my daily blog hopping I ran into this,
Y'all Need to see it too!


Thank you Brandon!

Ooh and I cant forget this... don't trip out


Every time, Cudi reminds me of a Quite City boy that I know

Friday, July 24, 2009

SMILE!


everyone MUST watch

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

My Weekend Part 2

July 16: the walk to my house before the drive to saugaJuly 16/17 - At the house party, we poured some alcohol out for Kay and Michael Jackson, but we wanted every drop to come out so we buried it upside down in the Garden and for some reason put the cap on the bottom
July 17: My birthday cake!
Chambers mixing the juice
July 18: decided to get my ears pierced, on the walk back home we saw a car for sale, and investigated


on Chambers street, we met the child from hell.
From left to right: Chamebrs, Matt, Debbie Poon, new friend Janelle


LMAO, moments after this picture, child devil took Debbies Coach bag and swung it around... Debbie, as a reaction pick up the kid and threw him on the street. When he begged just to get his bike she threw his bike at him too!

Moral of the Story: Little Debbie Don't Play!

July 19: ended up eating at Richtree

the Richtree water fountain

My birthday weekend was LIVE!

Shout outs to: Chambers for being my bed buddy, and for the sweater (that I just happen to be wearing now) Aidan, Chief ,Debbie, Janelle, Matt , Lance, Tasha, Mom and even the devil Child! It was all you guys that made my 20th birthday so special!...and to my berry, who without I wouldnt be able to share. I think he needs a name

My Weekend

turns out I took alot of videos (I hope you guys actually watch them!)

This was after I was getting home from work and DJ takin me out to the park, n then took a walk in the forest n chilled on a bench.
(not sure if audio or video quality is that good... again berry can only do so much)


We were talking shit!! and talking about the party we were leaving from!

Favourite Quote by Chambers: "I was playing with a piece of wire, Cuz Ya'll niggaz stole the drumsitcks!"

After we slept woke bought Appleton and small cake n juiced in Mcdonalds - from this time I was drunk all day!


In the evening we picked up Aidan and his friend (i would have remembered his name probably if I was sober. Somthing that starts with G maybe.) Went to Tashas hosue party downtown juiced some more.

This whole weekend I was a drunked Fiieeen... ask Chambers I was always with him! So don't mind me in this next vid

I faked a bathroom break cuz I wasn't feeling dancing with this next guy, cuz he was holding me just a little too tight


No more videos I swear... but thanks for watching!

Friday, July 17, 2009

Happy Birthday to Me!

First of, I LOVE my life!
So yesterday the 16th was Chiefs birthday and I firgured since hes coming to Sauga that I might as well come too n we can celebrate together. I arrived at around 8.30 but I didnt see him till mnutes to 12. I was chillin with Mr. Chambers during that time.

But the point is that I went to a Party and I only knew the 5 people in the car with me n chief. And it was pretty chill, but i was kinda lonley n then I gave Aidan a call and next thing I knew there he was. We got our drank n then It got LIIVVEE! People were stealing bare shit though

Lesson in Life #1: If you plan on having a house party, DONT! (at least not at your house) you will get robbed

Then I was having tooo much and I started thinking:
I Love my Life
I Love my Family
I Love my Friends
I Love my Environment
I just Love Everything right now

But honestly they are the people that have moulded me to be what I am today, and I love what I am today. And they are there for me and always down! I mean maybe there are other things in this would that other would ask for, but family and friends... thats all you really need.

SO THANK YOU for making me what I am today, I am the product of my Environment.. lol

ps. more pictures and videos to come, you guys dont worry about that!
pps. the pics so bad. cuz the berry can only do so much... If i had my pro camera this wouldnt be a problem (wink wink, nudge nudge)

After the Party

getting home from the party and the afer party, chilling at chambers, with chambers, lance and matt... we wee GOoOnnne

(lol i am right now)

Monday, July 13, 2009

Thoughts of the Day

  1. Everywhere I go I see people with large ass Bounty toilet paper. Like 4 of them huge packages... apparently theres an awsome same at Shoppers
  2. Tights are not Pants. PERIOD! Tights should be worn with long tees or such... Otherwise dont
  3. I swear Black on Black Honda Civs are following me... taunting me like "I know you want me... but you cant have me" What a Bitch
  4. This guy on the bus was reading every word in the Globe and Mail Newspaper
  5. After work my hands were ashy as FFFUUKCCC! I was trying to hide is so no one would make fun of me
  6. I feel super cool when I wear my new shades
  7. Booked my G test. July 27, all I need now is a car
  8. I have a date tomorrow. Dinner. Dinners are dangrous, its only the two of us sitting looking at each other, doing nothing. I rather an activity date
  9. Some guy is getting too close to my heart. I am NOT liking it!
  10. HustleGRL is a bitch. How dare you only be 17 and have day 26, Drake and TreySongz at ur birthday party, that happens to be at CIRCA... what a bitch. go here . Just be a normal 17 y.o. and sit on ur bed and do nothing like the rest of us!
  11. My hair is doing something nice
  12. brother n sister are pretty gay
  13. This Dutty motorcycle riding bitch gave me the biggest look before she drove away crossing me... Like, how dare you just flaunt everything I want in life like that!
  14. Future added me on FB!
  15. mosquitoes are biting the hell out of me!
Don't forget to hate
it keeps you human!

Sunday, July 12, 2009

This Sucks

"Dude, why?!"

today Im going to my grandmas house!

ps. is it strange that I broke up with him yet I still sleep with the teddy bear he gave me? I just hate sleeping alone

...

Just check it:

Saturday, July 11, 2009

StrangeButGreat



O man. who does this shit?

Friday, July 3, 2009

Been Busy

I feel like I havent blogged in awhile and also that I have soo much to say. Its just that Ive been really busy, that or really tired that i couldnt be bothered with going on the computer. Even right now im supposed to be going to Laser Quest with my boy Iggy!

But for next time Ill write an agenda of what I have to catch you guys up on:
1)Pajama House Party
2) Im on a boat + Pictures
3)Chillin with Infinity
4) Mr. 100%
5) happy Canada day + Pictures
6)Ms. Popularity

7) Tom, Bob, and Roy
8) yush: the biggest flop
9)my mentality on just being here for the summer

I promise you guys that their interesting (at least to me they are)

Untill next time, heres something to keep you interested




the funny part is that even though its sitting here on my blog. I havent seen the whole thing... I get the jist of it in about 1.05mins. and then I just stopped

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Funny Story

Yesterday we were running down memory lane and Shemique was talking to me about a memory she had about us. Ill try to illustrate it for you:
Shem: Manda member when we thought Dim, Danelle, Kiki n Kwame were kidnapped and we saw a van that we thought took them
Me: Yeah LOL
Shem: yeah and member I told you to bring a fork, just in case we had to fight them
Me: YEAH! and a SPOON!
Shem: ye and you were like "A Spoon!?"
Me: Yeah,'cuz I said we should bring a knife but you said we didn't want to hurt them!

I guess you had to be there.. sorry